scope_n_drop | Iiiit's that time again!

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Iiiit's that time again!

Garrus just hit 6k! Time for a meme!

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Garrus sucks at friendship. Tremendously.

First of all, he's more or less hard-wired to size people up by their potential usefulness in a fight and, well, Ema is a cop from pre-extra solar spaceflight Earth. She's a detective; she's not even special ops or anything. Which in his mind makes her barely more than a civilian. And that means if some world-shatting catastophe pops up, she's best suited for keeping non-combatants calm and organized in shelters and not on the battlefield herself. So he was pissed and thickheaded and confused about why she didn't want to go. And he feels bad that he had to cold-cock her, and that he would unquestionably do it again. So he fully expects Ema not to like him anymore! She's not wrong to be angry at him! He wants to just quietly accept this and stew over how he's screws up all his relationships ever. But she hasn't, so he's also sort of paranoid that Ema might have A FEELING for him and oh god all of the embarrassment and please stop hugging me before Mordin makes me watch the vids.

~Reverse~

Don't worry Garrus, soon.

Soon.

OKAY SO EMA HAS A FEELING.

And that Feeling is HARDCORE FRIENDSHIP. Worst human disease ever, man, and she's caught it. Garrus is probably Ema's best friend in camp, in that out of all her harem, she wants to punch him in the face the least. She kind of expects him to do stupidly heroic stuff, so that's okay. Wouldn't be Garrus if he wasn't being nobly suicidal! But she's mad he took away her choice during the big showdown, even if she understands his reasons. Ema is a grown woman! She has skills! LET ME DO MY THING, GARRUS!!! That said, she wouldn't reverse their S. Link because of it. So now she's kind of confused as to why Garrus is constantly doing the Charlie Brown walk. YOU NEED TO LEARN TO FRIENDSHIP, GARRUS.

How many more hugs before Mordin starts throwing pamphlets at us? Do we get an achievement?

Well we've spoken to each other more than three times, but we didn't try to do each other before the Earth-shattering kaboom happened, so you missed the achievement.

Mordin should be wallpapering our respective cabins until one of us has the awkward "we're just friends" talk.