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Oh, jesus. Patrick Weekes' (Bioware writer—did a lot of work on Garrus and Mordin) twitter is a goldmine of hilarity:

I just imagine Garrus finishing his calibrations, looking around longingly, then sighing and starting the next batch.

Garrus has kind of a warm smoked pine-needle scent, with a hint of mesquite if you kiss him deeply.

look, until you've considered how the rasp of a jaw-fringe feels on your belly, you're not a real Garrus fangirl.